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Microsoft Invades Cuba (微软入侵古巴)
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers."

Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars (微软猴子殖民火星)
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."

MS Linux to have Start Button (微软Linux的“开始”按钮)
Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start" button from the Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just can't figure out how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn thing is like stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch.

MS Linux Faces Competition(微软Linux面临竞争)
Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. This stunning new tactic shows great promise according to several Harvard Law professors, although many expressed confusion when questioned about the long term effects of this campaign.

更多新闻请访问微软Linux网站
http://www.mslinux.org/



MS Linux is released under the provisions of the Gates Private License, which means you can freely use this Software on a single machine without warranty after having paid the purchase price and annual renewal fees.
GPL = Gates Private License


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[quote="EcoliSCU"]Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars (微软猴子殖民火星)
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
微软宣布将于2009年(2005应该是笔误)发射微软的“一支猴子团队”前往火星建立殖民地。在最近的紧急会议上,比尔.盖茨确认:“我们已经在训练这些猴子做一些简单的工作,比如飞船蓝屏(应该是红屏,飞船好像重新设计了)的时候重启它。 操纵飞往火星飞船的将是我们最新的产品,SpacePod 2004(又笔误了,应该是Vista)。 Vista将指导这些猴子如何在火星定居,并同火星人建立贸易联系。我们希望在人类到达火星之前能够垄断市场。”


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