Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the Pearly Gates. St. Peter walks out and asks the first one, "What have you done to enter Heaven?"
"I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the Lord's babies into the world."
"Good enough to enter the gates," replied St. Peter and in he goes. The same question is asked of the second doctor.
"I am a general practioner and go to Third World countries three times a year to cure the poor." St. Peter is impressed and allows him through the gates. The third doctor steps up in line and knowing the question, blurts out, "I am a director of an HMO."
St. Peter meditates on this for a while and then says, "Fine, you can enter Heaven...but only for 2 days."
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我们都知道新人的确很菜，也喜欢抱怨，并且带有浓厚的Windows习惯，但既然在这里询问，我们就应该有责任帮助他们解决问题，而不是直接泼冷水、简单的否定或发表对解决问题没有任何帮助的帖子。乐于分享，以人为本，这正是Ubuntu的精神所在。
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