HOLLYWOOD OPERATING SYSTEM(好莱坞操作系统)

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HOLLYWOOD OPERATING SYSTEM(好莱坞操作系统)

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帖子 jimmerlin » 2009-09-04 12:10

网上无意看到的东西,懒得翻译了 :em03
/************************************/
/* Guidelines to development */
/* on the */
/* HOLLYWOOD OPERATING SYSTEM */
/************************************/


1. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.

2. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be
accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit
data at two gigabytes per second.

3. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the
control panels will explode, as will the entire building.

4. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file,
it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a
backup file -- and there are no undelete utilities.
Corollary: Deleting a file instantly removes all copies of said file from
disks, memory, frame buffers and caches across all computers in the universe.

5. If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for
a password when you try to access it.

6. No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by
any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all
computer platforms.

7. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However,
everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labeled.

8. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional,
real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability.

9. Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time
video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY.

10. Whenever a character looks at a terminal, the image is so bright that it
projects itself onto his/her face.

11. Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. Humans
operating computers never make mistakes under stress.

12. (From Independence Day) No matter what kind of virus it is, any computer
can be infected with it -- even an alien spaceship's computer -- simply by
running a virus upload program on a laptop.

13. (From Jurassic Park) A custom system with millions of lines of code
controlling a multimillion dollar theme park can be operated by a 13 year
old who has seen a Unix system before. Seeing an operating system means you
know how to run any application on that system, even custom apps.
Note: What OS was it really running?
(1) "These are super computers". A CrayOS?
(2) "Quicktime movie, Apple logo, trash can." MacOS?
(3) "Reboot. System ready. C:\" DOS?
(4) "Hey, this is Unix. I know this" Unix?
The computers in Jurassic Park were Cray supercomputers running the MacOS
as a graphical shell of DOS all layered on top of a Unix base.

14. You cannot stop a destructive program or virus by unplugging the computer.
Presumably the virus has it's own built-in power supply.

15. You cannot stop a destructive program downloading onto your system by
unplugging the phone line. You must figure out the mandatory "back door"
all evil virus programmers put in.

16. Computers only crash if a virus or a hacker is involved.

17. All text must be at least 72 point.

18. Word processors do not have an insert point.

19. The only way to reboot is to shut off the main power to the building.

20. Passwords can be guessed in three and exactly three tries. If you cannot
guess the password in three tries, you must give up immediately.

21. Any task or program can be executed by simply pressing Enter, no matter
which program or window is in the foreground.

22. All scanners, video cameras and digital cameras have a resolution of
approximately 500 megapixels. Any image can be infinitely magnified with
no pixelization.

23. Security will not improve over time. Nonaffialiated personnel can take
over a space ship without needing an account or access control.
Corollary: Anyone can override access control lists in the future.

24. All hackers wear black T-shirts or Hawaiian shirts.

25. Incoming messages are displayed letter by letter. Email over the Internet
works like telegraphs.

26. Microsoft Windows doesn't exist. Macintosh has a 75% market share.


27. GUI operations, such as image selection and manipulation, can be handled
easily and quickly via the keyboard.

28. If a robot's eyes turn red, it becomes evil.

29. Cell phones and laptops have infinite battery life, until you need to
call for help.

30. Latency does not exist. Voice and data can be sent to Mars in real time.
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Re: HOLLYWOOD OPERATING SYSTEM(好莱坞操作系统)

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帖子 kumox » 2009-09-04 12:43

在这里无意看到的东西,懒得看了
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帖子 lerosua » 2009-09-04 13:05

懒得顶了
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帖子 mjp123 » 2009-09-04 13:09

懒得...
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帖子 copyeyes » 2009-09-04 13:26

懒……
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帖子 lovepg » 2009-09-04 23:27

进来灌水
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帖子 wangdu2002 » 2009-09-04 23:29

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帖子 wangks18 » 2009-09-05 0:25

懒得灌水了
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帖子 long.young » 2009-09-07 15:57

26. Microsoft Windows doesn't exist. Macintosh has a 75% market share.
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帖子 NetDreamer » 2009-09-08 11:23

这个太好了,我早有同感了,我准备把它翻译过来

好莱坞操作系统开发指南

1、任何因权限不足被拒绝的操作都有相应的破解功能。

2、无论是复杂的计算,还是载入大量数据,都必须在3秒钟之内完成。在电影中,modem的传输速率为2g/秒。

3、当电厂、导弹基地或其他类似的地方发生过热现象,所有的控制台都要爆炸,最后整个建筑也得同样爆炸。

4、如果你在你的屏幕上显示一个文件,这时某人删除了它,你屏幕上的文件则同时消失。你没有办法保存拷贝--更没有反删除工具。因此得出结论:删除一个文件,会同时从磁盘、内存、缓存以及所有的计算机中同时删除这个文件 。

。。。。
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帖子 tenzu » 2009-09-08 12:50

很好很强大
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帖子 wudaown » 2009-09-08 14:09

某今天心情好,吾只说四句话,包括前面两句,余的话讲完啦。
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帖子 NetDreamer » 2009-09-09 15:43

貌似坛中影迷不多?

5、如果一个文件被加密,访问它时会自动提示你输入密码。(这个貌似正常啊)
6、不管磁盘的格式是哪种,你把它放进一个计算机后就一定能读取。所有的应用软件能够被所有的计算机平台使用。
7、越是高科技的设备,按钮越多。然而,每个人都必须经过全面培训,因为按钮上都没有标签。
8、大多数计算机,不管它多小,都拥有超级三维、实时的、逼真的图形动画能力。
9、笔记本,因为一些奇怪的原因,看起来总是拥有超凡的时实视频通话能力,以及CRAY一般的性能。
10、角色无论何时观看屏幕,屏幕上的影像都清晰地映射到他(她)的脸上。
11、在关键的、高密度的操作中,计算机永远不死机。人在操作时,无论压力多大,都不会出错。
12、(独立日)不管病毒是何种类型,任何计算机都会被传染--即使这台计算机在外星飞船上,也只需要一台笔记本就可以将病毒上传。
13、(朱罗纪公园)一台用来控制一个造价几百万的主题公园的计算机,它的操作系统代码也有几百万行,可以由一个年仅13岁的孩子操作,因为这个孩子以前“见过”UNIX操作系统。“见过”一个操作系统意味着你知道如何运行此系统上的任何应用程序,即使是被改写的程序。
注:到底运行的是什么操作系统?
(1)“这些都是超级计算机”--CRAY系统?
(2)”Quicktime影片,苹果标志,回收筐“--MAC OS?
(3)“已重启。系统就绪。C:\“ --DOS?
(4)”嘿,这是UNIX。我见过。“--UNIX?
因此,朱罗纪公园中的计算机是以UNIX为基础,以MacOS作为DOS的外壳的CRAY超级计算机。
14、即使拔下电源插头,你也不能停止病毒等程序的破坏进程。貌似病毒内建了供电系统。
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帖子 NetDreamer » 2009-09-09 15:44

15、即使拔下电话线,你也不能停止一个破坏程序下载到你的计算机上。你必须找出所有病毒安放的后门(之后,才能停止它)。
16、只有病毒或黑客出现后,计算机才会死机。
17、所有文本的大小必须不小于72个像素。
18、字处理程序没有插入点。
19、重启计算机的唯一办法就是关掉整座大楼的电源。
20、密码猜测三次(必须是三次)就可以猜出来。否则,你必须立即放弃猜测。
21、执行任何任务或程序,只需要按一下回车键,不管桌面上的当前程序或窗口是什么。
22、所有的扫描仪、数码相机和摄像头的分辨率都在500万像素左右,任何图像都可以被无限放大而不损失质量。
23、安全性不会随着时间的推移而改进。非专业人员不需要账号或访问控制就可以接手宇宙飞船。因此:(在以后的电影中,)任何人都可以破解访问控制列表。
24、所有的黑客都穿黑T恤,或者夏威夷人的衬衫(说的是那种热带风情的T恤?)。
25、收到的信息都是一个字母接一个字母往外蹦的。Email看起来像 电报。
26、微软的Windows系统不存在。Macintosh占据了75%的市场份额。
27、图形界面的操作,诸如选择、复制图像,都可以通过键盘轻松操作。
28、如果一个机器人的眼睛变红,他就开始成为坏蛋了。
29、手机、笔记本的电池可以无限使用,但是当你想用他们来求救,他们就没电了。
30、不存在任何延时。声音和数据可以实时传送到火星。
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Re: HOLLYWOOD OPERATING SYSTEM(好莱坞操作系统)

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帖子 NetDreamer » 2009-09-09 15:49

现在看来,有些比较常见,有些已经过时,有些则貌似正常。

比如最近看破处之旅和后窗惊魂,里面的苹果电脑就是货真价实的。
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