小弟不懂英文，用google翻译机查看单词的翻译
苦猜原文的意思，揣测linus本人的心态，也不知道猜得有多离谱
斗胆放出我猜的翻译，仅供娱乐
麻烦懂英语的老师留下正确翻译
1. “Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
玉女献身，开源献技，爱也；婊子无情，闭源无义，利也。服务心态，大不同也！
2. “Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.”
其实微软不怀，是渣！
3. “My name is Linus, and I am your God.”
哥就是传说中的Linus，你只有崇拜的份！
4. “See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.”
高手造系统，癫狂的高手造好系统。关键是创造性思维。
5. “The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.”
Linux哲学在于“折腾”，准确地说:是自定义、是DIY
6. “Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph.”
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7. “Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.”
聪明人不重复开发，而是改进现有的事物
8. “When you say, ‘I wrote a program that crashed Windows,’ people just stare at you blankly and say, ‘Hey, I got those with the system, for free.’”
写程序让XP崩溃？省省吧...人家先天性崩溃.....
9. “I don't doubt at all that virtualization is useful in some areas. What I doubt rather strongly is that it will ever have the kind of impact that the people involved in virtualization want it to have.”
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10. “Now, most of you are probably going to be totally bored out of your minds on Christmas day, and here's the perfect distraction. Test 2.6.15-rc7. All the stores will be closed, and there's really nothing better to do in between meals.”
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