[笑话]linux下有趣的命令

[Drdi]

想知道那些fortune-zh出来的诗词都在哪里

[YZMSQ]

笑死我了，哈哈哈。。。

[tenzu]

小生来的太晚了。。。

[delectate]

9.10好多都没有默认安装

factor倒是有点用，可以研究算法

还有pi

可以求值

不知道有没有e哦

[hawksparrow]

[blueskyevdy]

好玩

代码： 全选

(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/ | ||
* /\---/\
~~ ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...

[不死夜猫]

aptitude moo/apt-get moo -vvvvv：debian搞笑的

应该是

代码： 全选

david@austria:~$ apt-get moo
         (__) 
         (oo) 
   /------\/ 
  / |    ||   
 *  /\---/\ 
    ~~   ~~   
...."Have you mooed today?"...
david@austria:~$ apt-build moo
         (__)    ~
         (oo)   /
     _____\/___/
    /  /\ / /
   ~  /  * /
     / ___/
*----/\
    /  \
   /   /
  ~    ~
..."Have you danced today? Discow!"...

david@austria:~$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
david@austria:~$ aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win.

                               /----\
                       -------/      \
                      /               \
                     /                |
   -----------------/                  --------\
   ----------------------------------------------
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvvvv moo
What is it?  It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvvvvv moo
What is it?  It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv moo
What is it?  It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.
david@austria:~$ 

>－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
这个蛇吃大象的图画貌似是《小王子》里面的。

[lilydjwg]

有人试过 sl 或 LS 没有？

[yaffle]

我来迟了。。。what a fucking day!!

[苦麻菜]

代码： 全选

yvi@ubuntu:~$ fortune
题目:《泊船瓜洲》
作者:王安石（１０２１－１０８６）
京口瓜洲一水间，钟山只隔数重山。
春风又绿江南岸，明月何时照我还。
yvi@ubuntu:~$ fortune
《遣怀》
作者：杜牧
落魄江湖载酒行，楚腰纤细掌中轻。
十年一觉扬州梦，赢得青楼薄幸名。
yvi@ubuntu:~$ fortune
《自河南经乱,关内阻饥,兄弟离散,各在一处.因望月有感,聊书所怀,寄上浮梁大兄,于潜七兄,乌江十五兄,兼示符离及下ꆼ弟妹》
作者：白居易
时难年荒世业空，弟兄羁旅各西东。
田园寥落干戈后，骨肉流离道路中。
吊影分为千里雁，辞根散作九秋蓬。
共看明月应垂泪，一夜乡心五处同。
yvi@ubuntu:~$ fortune
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?  And hain't that a big
enough majority in any town?
		-- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
yvi@ubuntu:~$ fortune
Q:	"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
	existentialist?"
A:	"Is there a dog?"
yvi@ubuntu:~$ 

[remeber]

fortune:
your lover will wish never leave you alone....

[yorketang]

有人试过 sl 或 LS 没有？

很强大！

[lgxwqq]

可以

代码： 全选

sudo apt-get install sl

这个也好玩的
安装好之后输入
sl

[susbarbatus]

aptitude moo/apt-get moo -vvvvv：debian搞笑的

应该是

代码： 全选

david@austria:~$ apt-get moo
         (__) 
         (oo) 
   /------\/ 
  / |    ||   
 *  /\---/\ 
    ~~   ~~   
...."Have you mooed today?"...
david@austria:~$ apt-build moo
         (__)    ~
         (oo)   /
     _____\/___/
    /  /\ / /
   ~  /  * /
     / ___/
*----/\
    /  \
   /   /
  ~    ~
..."Have you danced today? Discow!"...

david@austria:~$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
david@austria:~$ aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win.

                               /----\
                       -------/      \
                      /               \
                     /                |
   -----------------/                  --------\
   ----------------------------------------------
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvvvv moo
What is it?  It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvvvvv moo
What is it?  It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.
david@austria:~$ aptitude -vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv moo
What is it?  It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.
david@austria:~$ 

真好玩

[haichang417]

小生来的太晚了。。。

我也来晚了。好贴阿，太那个强悍了呃。
顶楼主个肺！